My name is so much worse than Obama's

Republicans decry use of 'Hussein' in Obama's name - CNN.com

Barack Hussein Obama isn't so bad. My middle name is Donald (way worse than Hussein), but if I catch you using it I will kick your ass.

p.s. google "barak obama scares me" and I am the top result. Pretty awesome huh.

Disclaimer: for all you Obama worshippers out there, I am only joking. Lighten up, and don't hunt me down and sacrifice me in some weird Obamite sacrificial ritual.