Barack Obamas campaign issues press release demanding to see DNA proof that Sarah Palin's kids are hers...
Today the Obama campaign demanded that Sarah Palin offer concrete proof that her children are really hers.
Not content with photo's showing Sarah Palin pregnant 5 days before giving birth to her youngest son Trig Palin, they are demanding that she produce birthing videos, and DNA analysis for each and every child.
An Obama spokesman was quoted as saying "She is much too hot to have given birth five times, besides everyone knows it is way to cold in Alaska to conceive children. We have reason to believe that her kids are the prodigy of Hitler and Stalin."
Meanwhile, Obama tauts his executive experience as a community organizer in Chicago.
"I remember the struggles with getting the residents to march in a straight line during a protest march, but by chanting "Yes, we can" over and over, they overcame, and by god, they marched in a straight line."
5 comments:
Do you have any links to back up your quotes?
Ahhh, no, since its entirely satire.
I guess I should read your stuff before I comment, but with all the rumors going around, I bit!
Sorry.
No problems. You can make it up to me by voting Republican. :)
I aim to please....but can I get another punishment?
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