#98 The Ivy League « Stuff White People Like

#98 The Ivy League « Stuff White People Like:

"Once you have determined that a white person did not attend an Ivy League School, you should try to give them the opportunity to explain why their school was actually a superior educational experience. Some easy ways to do this are to mention grade inflation, professors who value research over teaching, or high tuition costs. Any one of these will set a white person off on a multi-minute rant."

I am officially a white person.